Five minutes of waiting finally over. I slipped my way onto the the wet water slide and got my stomach slathered up with dish washing liquid.
"Rhys" I called "I'm gonna go down backwards into the water".
I visualised the splash, it was going to be huge. And then it was time to slide. The dish washing liquid turned me into the *millennium falcon on hyper jump. I shot down the slide, the skin all over my body nearly peeled off from the hyper speed. When I hit the water the splash was bigger then I could ever imagine. The splash was colossal!
"Rhys" I called "I'm gonna go down backwards into the water".
I visualised the splash, it was going to be huge. And then it was time to slide. The dish washing liquid turned me into the *millennium falcon on hyper jump. I shot down the slide, the skin all over my body nearly peeled off from the hyper speed. When I hit the water the splash was bigger then I could ever imagine. The splash was colossal!
When I hit the water I felt a frightfully sharp pain in my bottom. I thought a crocodile had bitten me. My brain went into override running through scary thoughts such as; what if the crock comes back for more? As I painfully clambered out out of the lake I expected a trail of blood and a missing butt cheek. But I finally realised the sharp pain was...dun dun dun...
THE WEDGIE OF DOOM!!!!!!
It didn't stop me having more fun on the slide, but I didn't go down like that again.
That day I had a new found respect for wedgie victims.
*the millennium falcon is a space ship in star wars.
It didn't stop me having more fun on the slide, but I didn't go down like that again.
That day I had a new found respect for wedgie victims.
*the millennium falcon is a space ship in star wars.
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